The Jubilee Government Progress So Far

By Dikembe.

So far, govt has achieved the following: put statehouse on facebook and tweeter, brought two former election losers to head parliament and senate, attended a number of churches, attended one burial, named one-eighth of cabinet.

As the elected Excellencies were engaged in such important mentioned activities; their spousal counterparts went in a long shopping spree. They bought their husbands-excellencies same shirts, trousers, boxers, vests, socks, handkerchiefs (just in case Ruto decides to weep again), belts, shoes et al. Never before in Kenya has two women, done so much, for so little, to create plastic similarities for two very dissimilar men. Ruto cries; Uhuru does not. Ruto spends more minutes explaining nothing; Uhuru spends no minute to explain anything.

In their public pronouncements: Ruto wants Jubilee to run a government, Uhuru wants Jubilee to run a Country. Ruto may not care what Uhuru thinks, Uhuru must care what the country thinks. He is the head of state. Even in their non-verbal communication; Uhuru reveals more tension within than Ruto, yet, interestingly, Ruto breaks down faster than Uhuru. A ‘dynamic duo’ indeed!

So in the last two days, we have been treated to presidential uniforms. But how do you buy uniforms without books? You take eighteen subjects but buys only four books! Aren’t such pupils good for punishment?