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Monday, April 29, 2013
The World's Memorable Speech - A Speech By Idi Amin Dada
"My
Majesty Mr.Queen sir, horrible ministers, members of parliament,
invented guests, ladies under gentlemen. I thank the Queen very plenty
for what he has done to me & my fellow Uganda who come with me. I
tell you i have eaten very much that am now fed up with malicious meal.
Before I continue, I would kindly ask you to open the windows so the climate may get in plenty. But before I go back to my country with a plane from Entebbe airport
of London, I must invite you Mr. Queen sir to my country and I can
assure you Mr.Queen that when u come, I shall revenge to u, you will eat
a full cow & I will work very difficult to make sure that you will come
back with a very full stomach. Even when u want to rest at night,
i will make sure that u sleep on top of me in the top upstairs of my
mansion so that u can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.
For
now i am sorry that I have just made a short call on you. The next time i will
make a long 1 possible for a full moon. Thank u for letting me undress u
in front of all the disgusting people..
Lastly but not list, I
ask the band to beat our International anthem of the Republic of Uganda
& also the British International anthem.....your Majesty sir, i
thank u from the bottom of my heart & from the bottoms of all people
of Uganda.With this few words, I thank u sir".
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