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Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Not Funny: World Orgasm Contest - And The Winner Is -----

Hosted by comedian Chris Trew, the competition brought together a myriad of performers and the rules were simple: There must always be an imaginary partner on stage and all orgasms must be simulated. 

What started out as a one-time parody of an Air Guitar competition in Austin, Texas, four years ago has grown into a 14-city tour that culminates in a final world competition in December. 

Men and women separately took the stage to perform their best solo sex acts for a crowded house of drooling onlookers, while a trio of female judges critiqued the show based on comedic appeal, sexual performance range and sexual energy. 


Though this year had a noticeably smaller turn out, Trew says it brought some of the best performances he's ever seen. 

The winner was returning champ, Jam Out With My Clam Out, who donned a geisha-inspired floor length robe, granny glasses, a head full of hair curlers and strap on rubber breasts for a finishing touch. 

For her performance, Jam Out acted out a scene in which her (imaginary) husband died and she used her sexual prowess to try and revive him through his penis sans her teeth........ Huffington Post

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