The Funniest Joke Ever On Churchil Show

There were four second year students at the University of Nairobi  taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester.
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to Kenyatta University and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Nairobi until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to KU for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.
The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page.
On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?

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The World's Memorable Speech - A Speech By Idi Amin Dada

"My Majesty Mr.Queen sir, horrible ministers, members of parliament, invented guests, ladies under gentlemen. I thank the Queen very plenty for what he has done to me & my fellow Uganda who come with me. I tell you i have eaten very much that am now fed up with malicious meal.

Before I continue, I would kindly ask you to open the windows so the climate may get in plenty. But before I go back to my country with a plane from Entebbe airport of London, I must invite you Mr. Queen sir to my country and I can assure you Mr.Queen that when u come, I shall revenge to u, you will eat a full cow & I will work very difficult to make sure that you will come back with a very full stomach. Even when u want to rest at night, i will make sure that u sleep on top of me in the top upstairs of my mansion so that u can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.

For now i am sorry that I have just made a short call on you. The next time i will make a long 1 possible for a full moon. Thank u for letting me undress u in front of all the disgusting people..

Lastly but not list, I ask the band to beat our International anthem of the Republic of Uganda & also the British International anthem.....your Majesty sir, i thank u from the bottom of my heart & from the bottoms of all people of Uganda.With this few words, I thank u sir".