'Smallest Penis Contest' In Brooklyn: New York Bar To Honor The Small Things

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Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things.

For proof, look no further than the first-ever "Smallest Penis Contest" at King's County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20.

According to a Craigslist ad seeking "less endowed men" to prove that "good things can come in small packages," the contest will be "pageant style" and involve "talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements."

And this won't be just another pissing contest, either. As the Village Voice notes, winners will be selected by a "small member expert panel."

Entrants must be 21 or older and must be present the day of the contest (no photos or remote entries), the ad states. They also "should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear."

Competitors scheming to get ahead with a Borat-style man thong (or worse), take note: Promoters will level the playing field by handing out standard-issue undies for all contestants to wear.

According to Gothamist, the victor will receive a crown, the dubious title of "2013 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn" and a cash prize, which -- should the winner choose -- can be donated to charity.

Presumably there will be no large trophies.

The Huffington Post reached out the bar for comment but did not receive an immediate response.

A similar contest, held online by a Danish erotica website, hopes to raise awareness of what it says should not be a sensitive subject.

"It's incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are," Morten Fabricius, the website's owner, told the Agence France-Presse.

Courtesy of Huffington Post

Finally, Kethi Kilonzo To Vie For Makueni County Seat

Kethi kilonzo has finally agreed to go for Makueni Senatorial seat ...Her entry

has seen the exit of Mwau And Ndambuki ..

She will be going against Cornelius Kyalo Muthembwa and Samson Maundu

Africa's 2013 Top 10 Millionaires To Watch - Forbes List

1.Naushad Merali – Kenyan 

Sameer Group. The is one of East Africa’s most venerable dealmakers. In 2000, along with French 

Media giant Vivendi, he launched Kencell, bought a 60% stake $230 million which he flipped hour later Celtel for $250 million.  

He spends his time steering the Sameer Group, a 15-company Kenyan conglomerate with activities in financial services, construction, agriculture, energy and power and information technology. Forbes estimates he is worth $210 million, using  2nd November 2011 stock prices.

2. Phuthuma Nhleko - South African

MTN International. He still serves as non-executive chairman of MTN International and remains one of the company’s largest individual shareholders, with 3.3 million shares worth $58 million. He now devotes his time to managing Worldwide African Investment Holdings (WAIH) which has interests in mining and ICT. Currently sits on the board of BP and mining giant Anglo American.

3.Manu Chandaria- Kenya 

Comcraft Group. He is the chairman of Comcraft group, a $2.5 billion industrial conglomerate his father founded over 80 years ago. The group produces steel, plastics, and aluminium products from its manufacturing facilities in 16 African countries and employs a workforce of over 40,000 people in 45 countries on five continents. He funded the creation of the Chandaria Business Innovation and Incubation Centre at Kenyatta University to provide seed funding and mentorship to student entrepreneurs at the institution.

4. Tokyo Sexwale – South African

South Africa’s Minister of Human Settlements is the founder and major shareholder of Mvelaphanda Group, a listed Black Economic Empowerment (BEE) Investment firm with significant interests in blue chips like media giant Avusa, Absa Group. In 2005 he hosted the reality show The Apprentice.

5. Harold Pupkewitz – Namibian

The 96 year-old Namibian mogul parlayed a small family trading business into Pupkewitz Holdings, one of Namibia’s largest privately held conglomerates. He owns Pupkewitz  Motors a subsidiary of the group is the largest dealer of Toyota, Nissan, Honda cars in the country. The group also has extensive interests in real estate and irrigation services. The group is also the largest distributor of Nokia, Samsung and Apple products in the country. 

6. Isabel Dos Santos – Angola 

Kento Holding. The eldest daughter of Angolas current president. She is a very successful businesswoman in her own right, and one of the continent’s wealthiest women (Forbes estimates her net worth is $170 million). Kento Holding holds a 10% stake in Portuguese media giant Zon Multimedia. She acquired the stake last year for a reported 164 million Euros. She is also a shareholder in Portuguese banks Banco Espírito Santo and Banco Português de Investimento, and in electric utility company Energias de Portugal.

 

7. Said Salim Bakhresa – Tanzanian

Bakhresa Group The extremely reclusive Tanzanian tycoon famously dropped out of school at the age of 14 to sell potato mix, then opened a small restaurant and then finally delved into grain milling. Today, his Bakhresa group employs over 2,000 people and is Tanzania’s largest conglomerate. The company’s interests include grain milling, confectionaries, frozen foods, beverages and packaging. The group’s Azam brand is the most popular manufacturer of chocolates and ice cream in the region. The $800 million (sales) group is also the largest producer of wheat flour in East Africa. Daily capacity: 2,100 metric tons.

8. Gilbert Chagoury – Nigeria 

Chagoury Group. He founded the Chagoury Group in 1971 which today is one of the country’s leading industrial conglomerates. The group’s activities include commercial real estate, flour milling, glass manufacturing and tourism.  The group owns the landmark Eko Hotel in Victoria Island, Lagos. He is building Eko Atlantic, a new mini-city in Lagos which is being constructed on land reclaimed from the Atlantic Ocean.

9.Antonio Oladeinde Fernandez – Nigerian

Petro-Inett. Served as the Central African Republic’s ambassador to the United Nations. Jose Eduardo dos Santos, Fernandez has extensive gold, diamond and oil mining interests in Angola and across Africa held through his company, Petro Inett. Divides his time between lavish homes in France, Scotland and the United States.

10. Kase Lawal – Nigerian

Camac International Holding - Politician’s son left his native Ibadan-Nigeria to study chemical engineering and business in Texas way back in the 70s. He enjoyed brief stints at oil giants Halliburton and Shell, before branching out in 1986 to found CAMAC, a small commodities trading outfit. In the early 1990s he ventured into energy. Today his $1.5 billion (sales) Camac International.  

Information Courtesy of Career Point Kenya

KTN’s Sports Anchor Saddique Shabban Leaves Media After 8 Years

The talented sports anchor, Saddique Shaban has left KTN after 8 years of service as a reporter, anchor and a host at the Weekly Sports Show. Many will remember him for his part in the launch of weekly sports paper ‘Game Yetu.’  

However, Shaban was hesitant to give the exact reason for leaving the station as well as where he is heading to. 

According to a statement by Shaban, he said:

"Dear Friends and colleagues,

Saddique Shabban

I’d like to inform you all that I have left employment at KTN effective today, Friday 17th may, 2013.

I feel it is time to pursue other interests after 8 years working as a Reporter and News Anchor, and a host of the Weekly Sports Show KTN Sports Final.

For the millions of my daily viewers on KTN, I thank you all.

I leave KTN on a professional high, having given my best and having met incredible people from all walks of life.

To my colleagues, family and friends, I thank you all."

Decision Times Kenya Wishes Shabban all the best in his future involvements

Wayne Rooney For Chelsea: Chelsea FC Tells Manchester United To Name A Price For Rooney

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Chelsea want Manchester United to name their price for Wayne Rooney.

Sunday Mirror Sport can reveal Chelsea are refusing to be put off by United’s public insistence Rooney will not be sold.

Sources close to Chelsea claim Roman Abramovich would be prepared to splash out over £30million for Rooney and match his £250,000-a-week United salary. It is believed Abramovich is determined not to be outbid by Paris ­Saint-Germain for Rooney and will blow any interest from Arsenal out of the water.

New United manager David Moyes has made Rooney’s future his top ­priority and will soon speak to the 27-year-old at Old Trafford.

Those talks may well decide ­whether or not Abramovich gets his man. Jose Mourinho is expected to return to the Blues for a second spell as manager and the Portuguese is a big fan of Rooney.

A source told Sunday ­Mirror Sport: “Chelsea want to make sure that if Wayne leaves United, there is only one place he will go.

“They are prepared to spend, big, big money on Rooney and they have told United that.

“Mourinho would love to manage Rooney. He thinks he can get him back to his best and use him in a ­similar way to how Didier Drogba operated for Chelsea.”

Mourinho’s advisers are this week due to hold talks with Real Madrid president Florentino Perez.

They want to find a ­compromise over who will pay the compensation fee to allow Mourinho to ­return to Chelsea.

It is understood Mourinho may be willing to pay part of the £17m compensation to free himself.

Meanwhile, Jose Mourinho has been told Cristiano Ronaldo will not be joining him at Chelsea.

How The World Has Reacted To Beckham's Retirement News

David Beckham announced his retirement from professional football on Thursday, after a memorable career in which he won league titles in four different countries and played at three World Cups.

Here, AFP Sports looks at how the world has reacted to news of his retirement, which will come into effect after Paris Saint-Germain's final game of the season at Lorient on May 26:

"Best wishes as David Beckham retires. His magical free-kicks for MUFC and England will live long in the memory of all football fans." - British Prime Minister David Cameron

"It's the end of a chapter of an amazing story. David grew up as a football loving child and achieved his dreams, and unquestionably inspired millions of boys and girls to try and do the same."- Fifa president Sepp Blatter

"I am sad that he is retiring. I would have liked him to continue for another year with us. It has been a great privilege for me and PSG that we were his last club." - Paris Saint-Germain president Nasser Al-Khelaifi

"He played in the greatest midfield I've ever played with: David, Ryan Giggs, Roy Keane and Paul Scholes. David was a crosser of the ball, a passer of the ball. He had incredible stamina and energy. He was a joy to play with." - former Manchester United teammate and close friend Gary Neville

"He is an iconic figure in the game and produced wonderful performances for his clubs, particularly Manchester United. He is a real loss to the game and I am sure the FA will want to embrace him and to get him closely associated with the organisation." - Football Association chairman David Bernstein  

"A fantastic football player, a fantastic man; probably the biggest sports personality in the world. If you talk about David Beckham, all over the world they know who that it is." - Former England manager Sven Goran-Eriksson

"David Beckham has retired. A wonderful player, global superstar and a magnificent ambassador for England and football." - former England striker Gary Lineker

"David is a man of many talents and a lot of people now will be wanting him for different jobs and roles, some of which could take him away from us in football. But I'm rather hoping we'll be able to keep him in football because we can really benefit from his experience, we can really benefit from his charisma and we certainly benefit from the magnificent past he has had as a football player." - England manager Roy Hodgson

"It is impossible to think about the success of the London 2012 Games and not reflect upon the extraordinary commitment made by David Beckham. At every stage of the London 2012 journey – from the bid phase, to planning for the Games, to the torch relay and the unforgettable summer of sport in 2012 – David was a constant source of support and inspiration." - British Olympic Association chairman Sebastian Coe

"He adds an incredible intensity. He brought the focus to play each and every game. He taught our young players the little things you need to do to win games. He was an important part of the LA Galaxy being champions. I've never seen a player with his ability." - former Los Angeles Galaxy coach Bruce Arena

"He has been very special in that right midfield position. He was an unbelievable passer, crosser of the ball, and he could score goals as well. My lasting memory of David Beckham is him continuously being the last off the training pitch and always practising those trademark free-kicks." - former England manager Steve McClaren

"He came over to put MLS (Major League Soccer) on the map. That's really what David did. He was one of those few athletes that transcended the game. He was a global icon by that stage. People around the world heard of MLS because of David Beckham." - American former Premier League goalkeeper Kasey Keller

"Thanks for everything, Becks. You're a true legend." - Major League Soccer

"A great professional, a brilliant player. I wish him luck in whatever he goes on to do next. I'm sure he will enjoy success because he is a very intelligent man." - Diego Simeone, who was on the receiving end of the infamous kick that led to Beckham being sent off in the 1998 World Cup match between England and Argentina

"David Beckham you cannot be serious!!!" - Former tennis star John McEnroe

"We will miss you David Beckham." - Serena Williams

"He is incredible. He was always a big star on the pitch and off it. He has all my respect and admiration." - Tennis star, and Real Madrid fan, Rafael Nadal

Kethi Kilonzo To Vie For Makueni County Seat

Kethi Kilonzo

Politician Kalembe Ndile has urged Kethi Kilonzo, daughter of the late Makueni senator Mutula Kilonzo, to plunge into politics.

Speaking at Kalos Hotel in Machakos town, Ndile said Kethi should contest for the seat since she had proved to be as gallant and brainy as her father was.

"I am willing to unconditionally offer her a TIP ticket nomination in honor of her late dad," he said.

Ndile said he had gone round the county and most people he had met had suggested that she contest in the forthcoming by-elections.

He said it would augur well for women in leadership to have her as the first elected lady senator in the country.

World’s Most Inspiring Business Short Notes

The biggest challenge we currently experience in the world, is a soul that wants to conquer the world, but a mind that is too sleepy to take initiative.

There is no barrier which can stop a man with focus, passion and purpose from achieving his dreams.

Your future does not depend on people’s interest. Your interest supersedes any other interest.

Stop the act of swimming along the river bank. Once in awhile, test your limit and go towards deep waters. That is where real fun is.

You’ve got to change your attitude and learn new and emerging patterns of adventuring.

Identify yourself with responsible and focused persons. Tell me your friends and I will never hesitate to show you your character.

Enlarge your territory by creating new contacts more often.

Remember the ancient three principles of money: Spend Some, Save Some, Invest Some.

Give. It creates the necessary space to receive.

Stay on the right track. Never say you can’t. 'If I keep on saying to myself that I cannot do a certain thing, it is possible that I may end by really becoming incapable of doing it. On the contrary, if I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it’.. Mahatma Gandhi.

Are Your Afraid of Speaking Before a Crowd: Learn How To Conquer Your Fear.

The biggest challenge we currently experience in the world, is a soul that wants to conquer the world, but a mind that is too sleepy to take initiative.

An anonymous defines fear as false events appearing real. Honestly, speaking in front of people is really a demanding task. It is not surprising, therefore, to note that this noble act has brought down great men and women and even destroyed people’s lucrative careers all over the world.

Shocking figures reveal that a third of the world population suffer from fear of speaking in public. Possibly, you might not be an exemption. Surprisingly, even those who appear to be outwardly comfortable while speaking in public, are in fact, terribly frightened inwardly.

A world research recently revealed that the direct cause of fear of speaking in public is presence of nervousness. And the most common cause of nervousness is uncontrolled anxiety. You have to control your anxiety in order to conquer your fear of speaking in public.

Life is all about risking. Don’t be afraid to speak in public. Take the plunge, stand up in a crowd and say something. Do it once, twice, thrice, and do not stop thereafter.  You have to start immediately and commit to succeeding.  If you choose to chicken out however, then be rest assured that you will remain in this trap forever.

The only comfort zone which awaits all beings is death. It is the only in active state of beings where we all have no control of what happens thereon. Your future does not depend on people’s interest. Your interest supersedes any other interest.

Biblical Encouragements

“I tell you, my friends, do not be afraid of those who kill the body and after that can do no more. But I will show you whom you should fear: Fear him who, after your body has been killed, has authority to throw you into hell. Yes, I tell you, fear him. Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God. Indeed, the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Don’t be afraid; you are worth more than many sparrows. (Luke 12: 4-7).

  

But now, this is what the LORD says — He who created you, Jacob, He who formed you, Israel: “Do not fear, for I have redeemed you; I have summoned you by name; you are mine. When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and when you pass through the rivers, they will not sweep over you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned; the flames will not set you ablaze. 3For I am the LORD your God, (Isaiah 43:1-3).

We had No Sex With A dog: From One Of The Mombasa Dog Porn Victims

I guess me and my friends are now celebs because of what transpired last week. I would like to clear our names though. 

We were not caught having sex with a dog. We are students pursuing different high challenging courses and cannot lower our dignity for 3,000/- as purported by many bloggers and FB users.

Right now we are undergoing Trauma and really need 2 be left in peace.

On that material day, we had gone to the house of the mzungu for a party. The white man is the boyfriend 2 one of my colleagues.

As the party was going on police all of a sudden busted in and started claiming we were acting

porn. Seriously, the only camera that was rolling was a camcorder belonging to one of my friends and she was recording the ongoing of the birthday party. Kenyans please try and understand......