Shocking: Man Arrested For Masturbating In a Public Bus

By Correspondent: A man was caught self servicing on a Megabus traveling from D.C. to New York Friday, according to DCist.

On Monday, a Reddit user decided to post a rundown of the events that may make you think twice before booking that next ticket:

I was on a MegaBus en route to NYC this past Friday and some guy was watching P0*n on his phone and jerking off. He stroked it for about 2 hours. Literally had his man-hood sticking completely out of his pants with absolutely no regard for anyone else on the bus.

Raila Odinga Will Not Meet Obama

Cousin's - Image Courtesy

Nairobi Kenya: The much anticipated re-union of cousins (Barrack Obama and Raila Odinga) may not happen anyime soon. 

This is after reports that the white house had cancelled US President's Visit to Tanzania. 

Raila was expected to travel to Tanzania aboard a private jet hired by US State Department to ferry Eminent African personalities including former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan

The safari "would have required the president's

Photo: Citi Hoppa Bus Catches Fire a long Kimathi Street Nairobi

Below is the photo of Citi Hoppa Bus with caught fire in front of Stanley Hotel Nairobi

Obama Trip Security Details: What It Takes During an Obama Visit

A US aircraft carrier or amphibious warship with a full medical trauma centre will be anchored just offshore in case of emergencies.

Three lorries will be used just to carry sheets of bullet-proof glass to be erected at hotels where the Obamas will stay during

Breaking News Big Brother Africa - Four More Housemates Set to Swap House This week

Four more Housemates are set to swap Houses this week.

Maria and Neyll are set to bid their Ruby Housemates adieu this evening following a swap done by current Ruby Head of House, Selly.

The Ghanaian effected the swap after the Rubies won the Arena Task this afternoon. Maria will be separated from Angelo, who has in recent days confessed that he really likes her.

The petite Namibian is set to start a new life with Housemates she barely even knows. Neyll on the other hand is set to be reunited with his old friends in the Diamond House. The Angolan started the Chase as a Diamonds Housemate and was swapped last week. Diamond Housemate Feza, is also packing up her things and moving to the Ruby House.

Photo:Kazi Ni Kazi - White People Also Cry

A white female conductor in Nairobi? ...Chineke.....Wonders will never end.

This is not a sight you expect to meet everyday... a white female conductor. 

We associate such jobs with the very low class, and we associate white people in Kenya with a higher class, where money is not an issue. 

Anyway, Kazi ni Kazi bora it can sustain oneself.

Photo: Why Demarco is not leaving Nairobi anytime soon

See for yourself

Kethi Kilonzo is Back in the Race - Makueni Senatorial Race

"A child does not compete with the mother. It is a curse. I will not  support Jubilee. To stand with my father's enemies is a worse curse."...These were the last statements that Kethi Kilonzo tweeted on social media. However, in a spin of events, there are indications all over that the stage is set for Kethi Kilonzo's come back in the Makueni Senate race.

Who said that Kethi had withdrawn from the Makueni Senate race? Kethi never withdrew from the race. She only said that she would not be competing against her step mother. Now that her step mother has made a decision not to appear on the ballot paper, then Kethi Kilonzo is now technically is in the race and she needs not to make an announcement of her comeback.

'Kethi Kilonzo has no choice. She is people's choice. The people's senator. with everything resolved the way it has been resolved, She is back and the seat is hers for the taking. The people of Makueni had welcomed Nduku's pull out and they now want Kethi back. We take it that She is back'...Makueni MP Daniel Maanzo.

Shocking: Man Caught Having S*x With A Cow - Owners of The Cow Now Demands Compensation

Courtesy of Daily Nation: Owners of a cow used in a sexual act by a man in Kiambaa constituency Wednesday have asked the police to charge the accused man Sh150,000, saying they will not keep it anymore or drink its milk.

Owner of the cow, David Munene said the cow was seven months pregnant and he was shocked when he found the Kikuyu Water Company employee zipping his trousers, with cow dung on his clothes after he abused the cow.

Mr Munene added that the accused man identified only as Kariuki had taken the two sits the family members usually sat on when milking to get to the level of the cow and commit the hideous act.

“I found him zipping his trousers and this is the third time he has been reported to do this in this area of Mugumo-ini,” said Mr Munene.

The accused, Kariuki, is an employee of the Kikuyu Water Company and usually visited peoples’ homes to record the water meter count.

REST IN PEACE DEVOLUTION. TILL WE MEET AGAIN!!!!!

Nzamba Gitonga: Image Courtesy

Courtesy of Gordon Odhiambo

When the then Nzamba Kitonga led Committee of Experts was appointed, Finance Minister Uhuru Kenyatta refused to release money to them to set up an office. 

They started working from a private office and did so for more than six without even a salary. It was only when he sensed that Kenyans were firmly behind the experts that he changed tact by releasing some money but instructing the central provine representative in the committee to boycot its sittings. 

When sensed that the committee went on with its work undeterred, he clung on the purse strips, refused with money for civic education and refferendum. I think Isaac Ruto remembers how the words "National security" were inserted into the doc. at the govnt printer. 

He must surely remember how the finance minister Uhuru Kenyattaa frustrated the drawing the public finance bill untill we ended with an Act that gives full control of devolution money to the central govt. Why does Ruto think Ann Waiguru has such a huge budget? why is she placed in the op? Come on Ruto! 

Dont tell us you were not aware that Uhuru had these impressive reform credentials! In case u were asleep as u claim, then wakeup and smell the coffee. Devolution died on 4/3/2013. What stands on its grave is a cross engraved with the ugly words, Ministry of Devolution. R.I.P DEVOLUTION.